Hi

Well, isn't this nice. Us getting together like this without the noise of the bar. I'll admit, we can get loud sometimes, but that's how bars are supposed to be. You want one that has plants and a guy that serves a highball wearing a tie, go someplace else. This is The Mercury Lounge.

Maybe you've heard of us. No, we're not the Hard Rock or anything. We're just a great little bar in the best city in the world, not counting New York City, of course. Savannah, Georgia is a nice place. Not too big, not too small. Just right if you're Goldilocks. It's got it's own funky little vibe that sets us apart from other cities. From high class to no class and all inbetween. And they all come to Mercury Lounge. We welcome everyone, races and credo. Just be 21 and over and we'll let you thru. We've got our regulars, from Happy Hour 'til the time we do last call. And, we have the best bartenders in town. None of that spinning-bottle-setting-the-bar-on-fire-with-a-half-naked-girl-dancing-on-the-bar-crap. Although the girl sounds good. Nope, we just make sure you get the best drinks in the world. Simple, really.

We've got some great things going on at The Lounge. Lots of improvements since we opened in 2000. We have to if we want to be the best. Coming up in a few days, look out for The Basement. We haven't really come up with a name for it yet, but it's downstairs from us. We wanted to have a real tavern feel to this one, so we put in some pooltables, a dartboard, and a laidback jukebox for a more relaxing feel. Kinda like you dad's old union hall. More details on that soon. Plus, we'll have pictures up of the bartenders, some of the customers, and of course, shot of what we think is the happiest place on Earth. Screw Orlando.

Oh, who am I? I'm The Lizard: Bar Macsot. This is where I go to have fun. We hope, at some point, you will, too. I'll be waiting.